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Bud Basics

Quite the opposite of its namesake, Crystal Meth weed can be enjoyed without posing a direct threat to your health and sanity. Having pretty much nothing in common with crystal meth in the traditional sense, this herb a hard-hitting yet supremely enjoyable strain that’s got good times written all over. Meanwhile, White Widow is the kind of all-time classic that needs no introduction whatsoever.

Bring the genetics of these two superstar strains together and you get White Widow x Crystal Meth. Not the most creatively titled hybrid on the market, but one that’s gained more than her fair share of critical acclaim.

The result of this genetic crossing is a slightly Indica-leaning hybrid with a punchy 20% THC content, which combines a heavenly brain buzz with a warming and weighty body stone.

Fragrant and flavorful in the extreme, White Widow x Crystal Meth Autoflower produces more than enough resin to be the perfect base for producing cannabis concentrates or quality hashish.

Not that this herb isn’t powerful enough in her own right – timing is of the essence with this sleep-inducing strain. A few generous tokes just a couple of hours before bed and you’re in for the best night’s sleep you’ve had in some time.

This autoflowering variant automatically switches to the flowering stage when the time is right, simplifying the cultivation process and reducing the seed-to-harvest time considerably. All from a strain that thrives indoors and out, making this the perfect choice for novice growers and those who lack the patience to watch over their plants 24/7.

Flavor and Fragrance of White Widow x Crystal Meth Autoflower

Caryophyllene and limonene are the two most prominent terpenes in White Widow x Crystal Meth Auto, which gives you some idea as to what to expect from the flavor and fragrance.

It’s a predominantly skunky and earthy affair, punctuated with bursts of sharp citrus and freshly picked herbs. There’s also a hint of warm spice in the background, which becomes particularly pronounced when the buds are burned.

This pot tastes more or less how you’d describe ‘classic’ cannabis flavor to a someone who’s never tasted it before. Skunky, funky, musky and moreish, it combines a rich and satisfying herbal profile with plenty of zesty citrus on the exhale. Unsurprisingly, this makes for a tricky strain to keep under wraps and one that stinks the place up the moment you open the jar.

Effects

The Indica-heavy genetic composition of White Widow x Crystal Meth doesn’t become evident until a fair way down the line. Initially, it’s a predominantly cerebral experience – one that propels you into a more positive state of mind and fills you with insane self-esteem.

Creativity and euphoria come on in waves, accompanied by an uncontrollable grin and heightened appreciation for the world as a whole. It’s the classic case of being blasted into the mother of all good moods, without being entirely sure why you’re so damn happy.

This tidal wave of energetic optimism and euphoria lingers for some time, before eventually gravitating towards a feeling of lethargy and laziness. Clear-headedness is maintained throughout, though accompanied by the complete lack of desire to do anything physical whatsoever. Stress, tension and nervousness are all melted away, as the nearest piece of soft furniture starts to look increasingly appealing.

Prolonged couch-lock isn’t likely with moderate consumption, though is also far from out of the question. In any case, you’ll gradually be lulled towards the kind of drowsiness that makes for a seriously satisfying night’s sleep, meaning appropriate timing is of the essence. Roughly translated, this isn’t what you’d call a productive daytime smoke.

Medical Uses of White Widow x Crystal Meth Autoflower

The therapeutic applications of White Widow x Crystal Meth can be highly versatile, given the two-stage high that accompanies consumption. 

For the first hour or so, the effect is predominantly cerebral in nature, quickly getting to work on everyday stress, nervousness, anxiety and the worries of the day. This is a fantastic strain for providing a much-needed mood-boost in a matter of seconds, replacing negativity and pessimism with a head full of positive thoughts.

When the physical side of the stone kicks in, this marijuana makes light work of mild to moderate pain-related conditions. Indica-heavy cannabis is a popular organic treatment for muscle spasms, joint stiffness, migraines, inflammatory conditions and all sorts of everyday aches and pains.

Though the initial cerebral uplift is quite racy, White Widow x Crystal Meth is an extremely relaxing and tranquilizing strain that can be great for dealing with sleep disorders.

This herb's associations with the munchies aren’t quite as notorious as some comparable smokes, but can nonetheless trigger prolonged hunger pangs. Ideal for those looking to address appetite issues, or struggling with mild to moderate nausea.

Caution should be taken by those with a low THC tolerance, as an average potency of around 20% THC can be too much for novice smokers to handle. This counts double if you're planning to consume White Widow x Crystal Meth in the form of edibles, which have a tendency to pack a much harder and longer lasting punch.

Growing White Widow x Crystal Meth Autoflower Seeds

The resilience and durability of White Widow x Crystal Meth Autoflower is no less than astonishing. Grown outdoors, changeable weather conditions and occasional cold snaps are no problem whatsoever. You also won’t need any particularly complex or costly equipment to get the job done - these beauties make the best of whatever you have available.

Compact and easily controllable plants can be expected from start to finish, which may benefit from the occasional prune to ensure good air circulation. She's far from selective where weather conditions are concerned, but the more warm and sunny weather you expose your plants to, the bigger the yields you’ll harvest as a result.

Speaking of which, you can expect an average of around 2oz of sweet and sticky weed from every plant. This might not sound like much, but it’s worth considering how little you need for an enjoyable experience. Not to mention, the fact that practically no time or effort are required to get the job done.

Summary

The exquisite ancestry of White Widow x Crystal Meth says all that needs to be said about this herb's quality. Multi-dimensional in her appeal, this is an easy-grow strain that combines a generous 20% THC content with the enjoyment of a blissful Indica body stone. Though not before propelling you to a higher and more satisfied state of being, with less pronounced Sativa effects.

Popular in recreational and therapeutic circles alike, this hybrid offers an enjoyable and uncomplicated experience in every sense. Fragrant, flavorful and fantastically easy to grow, this is an ideal specimen for newcomers though with all the charms needed to satisfy seasoned connoisseurs.