Something to Celebrate
With THC hitting heights of 27% and a connoisseur-worthy sour earthiness, Wedding Cake is far from the expected dessert-tasting strain - though absolutely worth celebrating from all angles.
This hybrid is a potent, powerful and uncompromising specimen that’s designed for no purpose other than to flatten you - definitely not an ideal pot partner for party situations! Wedding Cake Feminized’s genetics may be relatively well balanced, but there is little to nothing Sativa-like about the way this thing hits home.
Even those with a tremendous THC tolerance often find the hit of these nugs like a psychoactive sledgehammer - approach with caution and ready yourself for a night of pure indulgence, rest and relaxation.
Hailing from a genetic cross between the infamous Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie, Wedding Cake is an Indica-dominant hybrid that turned out to be far more than the sum of her parts, spreading in popularity at home in Southern California and throughout the global ganja community for her uncompromising characteristics.
Boil it down and these buds are the ultimate relaxation aid and one of the mightiest therapeutic strains the marijuana market has ever seen - not to mention boasting a growing experience made much easier by this feminized version.
Flavor and Fragrance of Wedding Cake Feminized
A deceptive mistress if ever there was one, Wedding Cake confuses the uninitiated with a fragrance that is nothing like actual wedding cake. You could describe the thickness and heaviness of her skunky flavor as doughy, but this really is just about as close as it gets to wedding cake in the traditional sense.
Instead, you’re in for a predominantly sour and earthy fragrance that honks of old-school Skunk – courtesy of a generous cocktail of terpenes, which includes myrcene, terpinolene, limonene, ocimene, beta-caryophyllene, humulene, alpha-bisabolol, alpha-pinene and beta-pinene among others.
Not that any of this is a bad thing – it’s simply a case of ensuring you don’t set yourself up for a disappointment. Set light to Wedding Cake buds and it’s more of the same – plenty of wet earth, bucketloads of skunkiness and a huge hit of sourness. There is a little bit of sugary sweetness on the exhale, but is nonetheless overwhelmed almost entirely by earthiness.
Some say a low-temperature vaporizer is best for appreciating the complexity of Wedding Cake Feminized, but this is open to debate. Consider your use of this stuff carefully if discretion is important, as you can smell these nugs from a mile away before you even spark up.
Unlike her unexpected flavor and fragrance profile, the high of Wedding Cake Feminized is rather exactly as expected from a high THC strain ranging from 27 to 30% levels, and with heavy Indica leanings.
A couple of moderate tokes of these buds and you’re instantly propelled into a world of pure psychedelia, coupled with an incapacitating body stone that’s absolutely couchlocking in nature.
You’ll need to consume this cannabis with caution and avoid overindulging if you’re hoping for any chance of functioning beyond your own private chilled-out bubble.
Serenely sedated from head to toe and gliding around without a care in the world is the name of the game with this ganja, but it can be super easy to overdo it with Wedding Cake, so take care.
Expectedly, this makes these buds largely only suitable for a fantastic evening smoke when you’ve got nothing to do – only those with a truly superhuman tolerance should consider consuming this stuff early in the day.
Medical Uses of Wedding Cake Feminized
The list of potential medical applications for this awesome strain is practically endless. By combining a potent mood-boost with a sense of near-incapacitating physical relaxation, this stuff is capable of wiping out just about anything causing you trouble at the time.
Chronic pain conditions, joint stiffness and anything that has you feeling physically tense will be blasted into oblivion in seconds.
If you’re suffering from insomnia or a comparable sleep disorder, a small amount of Wedding Cake Feminized is enough to bring on an epic night’s sleep. Or if you’re simply feeling fed up and anxious at the end of an awful day, these buds will melt away your cares for hours on end.
The only slight downside of this hybrid is her sometimes overwhelming potency for novice smokers. Both in recreational and medicinal contexts alike, it’s wise to approach this strain with extreme caution if you’re not a seasoned smoker.
Growing Wedding Cake Feminized Seeds
You don’t need to be a seasoned commercial cultivator to get it right, but growing Wedding Cake Feminized takes a little more TLC to produce than some of her counterparts.
Humidity should be kept relatively low at all times, as these plants do have a tendency to succumb to mold.
Flowering times come in at around eight weeks, after which you should be looking at around 15oz of quality cannabis for every mature plant. Which is pretty generous, considering that average THC content hits 27%.
Cultivating Wedding Cake Feminized outdoors requires a pretty stable and sunny Mediterranean-like climate for best results. It’s therefore better to take things indoors unless you’re fortunately located, though be prepared for a stink that won’t quit as the plants reach maturity. What’s more, these feminized seeds mean you’re more or less guaranteed nothing but healthy female plants.
This stuff may bear no resemblance whatsoever to conventional wedding cake, but is arguably even more enjoyable. That is, just as long as you’re setting yourself in for an extended period of relaxation and incapacitation.
With Indica-heavy properties and a whopping 27% THC, Wedding Cake Feminized is not for the faint-hearted. But for those who can handle her, this stuff guarantees one of the most extraordinarily potent, punchy and long-lasting body stones you’ll ever experience.
|Variety||Indica / Sativa|
|Flowering Time||8-10 Weeks|
|THC Content||Very High (over 20%)|
|CBD Content||Low (0-1%)|