Grease Monkey Feminized - The Bulldog

Experience the monstrous potency of Grease Monkey Feminized, a signature strain from Amsterdam's iconic Bulldog coffeeshop. Celebrating their debut as breeders, The Bulldog proudly presents this heavyweight champion for its first US release, available exclusively on Seed Supreme. This indica-dominant hybrid combines the heavy-handed effects of its famous parents into one sticky, fuel-coated package. For those who seek a powerful body melt and deep, restorative relaxation, with THC levels that can soar up to a staggering 28%.

Bud Basics

As the name implies, Grease Monkey hits your nose with a pungent, gassy aroma underscored by deep, rich earthiness. The terpene trio of caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene works in concert to produce a flavor that's sharp and diesel-like on the inhale, with a smooth, earthy sweetness on the exhale.

The high is immediate and profound, starting with a swift, euphoric head rush that quickly settles into a full-body stone. This is a classic "couch-lock" strain from The Bulldog's menu, ideal for late evenings, pain relief, and melting away stress. Its high THC potency makes it best suited for veteran consumers looking to unwind completely.

Growing Grease Monkey Feminized Cannabis Seeds

Grease Monkey is a robust and resilient plant that produces a medium-to-high yield of incredibly dense, trichome-heavy colas. The buds are so resinous they often feel greasy to the touch, hence the name. It thrives in a controlled environment where humidity can be managed, especially during the final flowering weeks, to prevent mold in its thick buds.

It benefits from supportive training like SCROG (Screen of Green) to support its weighty harvest and ensure even canopy development. Feed it a diet rich in nutrients that support bud development, and be prepared for a strong, skunky odor during flowering that will require carbon filtration. The reward is a top-shelf yield of incredibly potent, award-winning buds.