Bruce Banner x Kali Mist Feminized Seeds
Starting at $55.00
Invigorating in the extreme, Bruce Banner x Kali Mist gets to work on the senses long before that first tasty toke. Bursting with beautiful berry fragrances and buckets of sour citrus, everything about this new-generation hybrid is seriously impressive...
The Legacy Continues…
Bud Basics
More often than not, any strain that has Bruce Banner in the direct lineage is an absolute monster. Both in terms of potency and general enjoyment, this is a strain that’s lent her genetics to some of the most mind-blowing hybrids money can buy. Bruce Banner x Kali Mist is no exception to the rule – another Sativa-heavy chapter in the all-time great’s ongoing legacy.
You don’t need us to tell you which two superstar strains were combined to create this modern masterpiece. Looking a little deeper into her origins, Bruce Banner x Kali Mist Feminized has the likes of OG Kush, Kali Mist, and Strawberry Diesel in her direct ancestry. All of which means that along with a fragrance and flavor profile that’s simply irresistible, this stuff routinely tips the scales at a whopping 25% THC.
Erring towards the Sativa side of the scale, this adds up to a potent and punchy experience that’s all about good times. Not to mention, a feisty and ferocious strain that’s definitely not for the faint-hearted. One toke and you know this herb means business – one toke too many and you’re in bother!
Invigorating in the extreme, Bruce Banner x Kali Mist gets to work on the senses long before that first tasty toke. Bursting with beautiful berry fragrances and buckets of sour citrus, everything about this new-generation hybrid is seriously impressive.
As an added bonus, she's also a relatively easy strain to grow, which isn’t going to bite your head off for the odd mistake here and there.
If anything, the only trouble you’ll have is knowing what to do with all the weed you harvest – a little of this ganja goes way further than most.
Flavor and Fragrance of Bruce Banner x Kali Mist Feminized
The fragrance profile of Bruce Banner x Kali Mist is dominated by masses of sour citrus, with plenty of fresh fruits and a hint of fuel in the background. Complex to say the least, but with more than enough freshness to tempt even the most selective of smokers.
This herb's Diesel genetics becomes all the more evident when the buds are broken and burned.
Fair warning of what’s to follow is given in the form of a harsh, unforgiving smoke that’s notorious for causing coughing. Even if you’re fairly well-versed with top-shelf weed, you might still find this stuff hard to handle. On the plus side, Bruce Banner x Kali Mist rewards those who can tolerate her with an interesting and unforgettable sweet and sour flavor, leaving behind a sandalwood-like aftertaste that’s curious if nothing else.
Effects
Score yourself a batch of Bruce Banner x Kali Mist towards the 25% THC side of the spectrum and you won’t need much to have the desired effect. In fact, just a single heavy hit could be all that’s needed to propel you into a an almost out-of-body-like state.
Far from a creeper, this cannabis gets the job done in a matter of seconds. There’s an immediate feeling of soaring pressure and electricity that fills the skull and concentrates at the temples, before blasting the body with wave after wave of pure euphoria.
Sociable in the extreme, Bruce Banner x Kali Mist can take you from feeling like absolute garbage to master of the whole damn universe in less than 5 minutes.
The Indica side of the experience kicks in at around the half-hour mark, though isn’t nearly as punchy as the cerebral high. Instead, the joints and muscles are more or less massaged from the inside, resulting in a feeling of gentle floatiness that can make it a challenge to function. Not in the same way as couch-lock – more a case of dreamy carelessness and clumsiness that’s nothing if not hilarious.
Planning ahead with Bruce Banner x Kali Mist Fem is the way to go, given how you can expect the high to linger on for at least 3 to 4 hours. Fantastic for fun nights in with friends, but one to avoid if there’s anything important on your to-do list.
Medical Uses of Bruce Banner x Kali Mist Feminized
By far and wide, Bruce Banner x Kali Mist is one of the most outstanding strains on the market right now for completely obliterating mental malaise. However crappy you’re feeling and no matter how clouded your mind is with negative thoughts, one hit of this stuff and you’re riding high on Cloud 9.
Quite simply, it’s impossible not to feel absolutely fantastic with a modest amount of Bruce Banner x Kali Mist working her magic.
All of which makes this a stellar therapeutic strain for the treatment of everyday stress, depression, anxiety and all types of mood disorders. It’s also said to be great for individuals with concentration issues or ADHD, bringing on the kind of razor-sharp mental focus few other strains are capable of.
On the physical side of the spectrum, the body stone is more than strong enough to get to grips with most types of mild to moderate aches and pains. This isn't the kind of strain that’s going to lock you to the catch and send you to sleep – it’s actually more likely to fire you up (psychologically, at least) for the duration.
The combination of deep physical relaxation and a relentless cerebral uplift make Bruce Banner x Kali Mist a genuinely enjoyable therapeutic strain to try out.
That said, anyone with a low THC tolerance is advised to tread carefully at first. This herb often tests for a THC content in the region of 25% - more than enough to bring on a potentially overwhelming bout of mind-race or panic during the early stages of the high.
Growing Bruce Banner x Kali Mist Feminized Seeds
There’s nothing particularly complex about the cultivation cycle with Bruce Banner x Kali Mist Feminized. Indoors or out, treat your plants to relatively warm and stable conditions and they’re unlikely to throw you any curveballs.
She's a relatively resistant strain to mold, mildew, disease and pest infestation, making for a smooth and straightforward experience from start to finish.
As this is the feminized version, you also won’t have to worry about unwanted male plants posing a threat to your crop. With around 99% certainty of female plants, stellar yields are practically guaranteed.
Speaking of which, get it right with your Bruce Banner x Kali Mist Feminized plants and you should be looking at approximately 300g of weed for every square meter of grow space. Given that you could also be looking at a THC content in the region of 25%, this is actually way more weed than it sounds.
Even if your final yield isn’t as prodigious you hoped it would be, it’s unlikely you’ll be disappointed with the end result.
Summary
Bruce Banner x Kali Mist Feminized represents another enticing chapter in the ongoing legacy of her all-star parents. Once again, this Bruce Banner spin-off impresses with an exceptionally high THC content, a fantastic fragrance and a fabulously fruity flavor profile.
A challenging strain that isn’t for the faint-hearted, this hybrid rewards those who can handle her with something seriously special. All with the added bonus of near-fool-proof cultivation and a comparatively short flowering time of just nine weeks.
